08.18.09

TAG

Posted in eyecandy, work at 12:06 am by chris

If you work in a kitchen, you’d know how those four honor guards in Mrs. Aquino’s cortage felt, except that you suffer the predicament every single day of your working life. I almost forgot this until today. I stood for more than 10 hours. At this very moment, am home, it’s 12:12 AM and I could not sleep so I am blogging after finishing a three page ode to Otto’s numen, I’d probably go on rearranging the furniture in my Restaurant City after T.T and and do other stuffs till I get drowsy nuff. See, it’s like my blood is rammed down my legs and I am trying to beat it back to normal circulation. I don’t think I could even sustain an erection. Gah.

Anyway…

Greenbelt is such a nice place… Hmmm… Too many bold people… Yes? …and these – we’re talking about – are eye candies, too… Is it possible to be promiscuous forever? Bwahaha Just joking. :P

06.24.08

THE CARLA EFFECT

Posted in eyecandy at 10:29 pm by chris

the sun in a golden cup? she’s scorched and she likes it. *sigh.

09.18.07

MOODY OR NOT?

Posted in eyecandy, tech at 10:51 pm by chris

I am currently blogging from my Mac. Yesterday, my PC chose to shut itself down. It was making some noises prior to its death and I mistook it for some desperate attempt at throwing a fit. Anyway, the offshoot is I was forced to tinker with my Ibook and learn the rudiments of its ethernet. And so here I am, taking extra care not to sweat too much because it stains the white palm rest. But having accessed DSL, I am now able to download stuffs again for my mac, which is uber nice.

I have been preoccupied with the Widgets after browsing apple.com. Well, Widgets is a Mac feature, which is… well, quite hard to explain. Lol. There’s this animated dashboard, accesible through a shortcut (for me it’s F8) which contains widgets from calendars to small funny games, to youtube and ESPN, among others. It’s really an eyecandy which Yahoo, I think, have simulated for the PC. If you own a mac you might wanna try these:

mon.jpgMoody or No:
It gauges the global mood by asking people to rate how they feel. Like today, the worldwide happiness is placed somewhere within the 68% range (I am onof them :P ).

f.jpgPlasma Tube:
Decorates your desktop with a fancy Lava Lamp. I honestly don’t know what this is for besides animating the Dashboard. But it does look pretty and it’s a pity that I couldn’t take a screenshot.

d.jpgCurrency Converter:
Instead of googling yourself to sites such as xe.com or logging on to Inquirer in order to find the inconspicuous Metrobank currency converter there, get this widget and calculate your offshore moolah with just one click.

flap1.jpgFlappie 1.1:
This is a virtual pet. Lol, I have one and its currently dozing for like 1 week already. Haven’t woken it up and I think it’s still alive. According to Apple, you have to keep it flapping, hence, the name Flappie.

blu1.jpgEmitSMS:
This is useful when there is a hottie in the cafe and you want to know the number. It could send an SMS via bluetooth though you have to pray that he or she has theirs enabled. Of course, one can always scan and pick people with the name cute attached to their visibility ID.

There are tons of other widgets – some utterly stupid, some useful, and some weird. You have to give it to Steve Jobs and his techies, I heard some of these stuffs are being copied by the Vista. Oh, well.

08.16.07

FX INTERLUDE

Posted in eyecandy at 10:53 am by chris

Sometimes you could just go shaking your head in helpless disgust on how terrible it is to take the public transport especially in this horrible weather. But the thing is, it’s one way of spotting and literally rubbing elbows with gorgeous people and so what’s with enduring a bit of discomfort. Take for instance, yesterday when I took the FX and I sat next to the perfect girl I had not laid eyes on for quite some time: heavenly eyes that peek on two equally heavenly slits, yay! We were cramped in the front seat and thankfully, I took a bath. hehe.

She was dozing on and off and her head would graze my shoulder and each time it did I felt like: with her by my side, I could go against the world… (er, that may be overly too much.) I was really preoccupied with taking her picture without appearing like doing so, otherwise she’d think I am such pervert that I actually am. Anyway, here comes another hottie in sunglasses hailing the car. This one had to take the seat behind us so I have to content myself watching her in the mirror. I almost asked the driver to give up his seat. lol. While we were traversing EspaƱa, the hottie went, in a remarkably husky voice like It came straight from bed:

Manong, bayad po. St. Lukes lang galing Saint Thomas.

St. Thomas? my mind was racing: where in heck was that? Futek, uste lang pala. (UST is reputed to house so much* hotties just like La Salle. Ateneo doesn’t have that kind of reputation, wonder if the Jesuit factor figures in that equation… and UP, well, most of the jologs and activist characters I know comes from there, so…)

Anyway, there goes about 40% of my already divided attention and before I could gather my wits, the China doll was getting off! The upshot was, no pix was ever taken. A pity.

*never mind the count noun rule, coz they’re uncountable.

08.01.07

KFC Girls

Posted in eyecandy at 11:00 pm by chris

girls.jpgWhen you have a date, I advise you to come early so you got plenty of time to appreciate the scenery around. ^^ You know, it’s not exactly polite to gape at other hot peeps when you are with someone. And so I was waiting for the date in KFC when a group of three hungry girls materialized in front of me. I rather would have been a fried chicken because after a brief sizing up moment they twittered away to the counter leaving me no second glances. This girl in the photo reminded me of somebody a bit. Hehe. Anyway, no, her mouth is not sinfully full. She’s got braces and she does look cute in person. The one wearing the striped dress is prettier, though. Sadly, I am not yet used to doing this paparazzi job and I decided not to make a fool out of myself just by taking her picture. Sheesh, the lady has the chinkiest eyes known to man. However, I have to make do with braces girl, hotness meter is about 7 . Yay!

07.17.07

EYECANDIES 1st ed.

Posted in eyecandy at 4:06 pm by chris

Back here where I live there is about one chance in a thousand that you’ll find a good looking specimen. This is one reason why I am constantly on the move lol and harbors a lingering desire to move to ‘wunderland’. Anyway, since I got this decent handy phone cam, I caught an idea from someone to put hot peeps and maybe things and others on mi blog. And so am rollin, yay.

 6Anyway, first off: I was waiting for the transport when this girl sat next to me. She’s a bit on the heavy side but she’s got a really nice hair and the skin made me think of the word “succulence” a number of times lol. I had nothing else to do so I got the camera and started clicking (you’ll see from where, with my jeans and all framing the shik.) I would give her a six and a bit more for the attitude. Haha. 6/10